8. Just because I want to give your home girl hard peen in the bathroom of a club doesn’t mean I will.

Ladies if you have a pretty friend it’s only nature that a man would want to do her. He probably thinks damn I would do x y and z to her and put her pink fuzzy panties on my head and let her take pictures of me, but then again I would never do anything to lose my boo, because I love her.

7. I’m going to tip strippers and let them get me hard and cop a few feels, but I’ll be home when my money runs out.

The strip club is essential to many happy relationships. Some men need to have that interaction with other women and strippers make men feel great for a few dollars placed in their butts that swallow up g-strings.

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12. He goes out of his way for you

Does he go out of his way for you? Sure, he could always take a shortcut, but does he go that extra mile just because it is something that will make you happy? If so, then this is a sure sign that you have a guy who is falling for you!

11. He loves spending time with you

It just goes without saying that when you’re in love, you enjoy spending time with the person you are in love with. Instead of going out with his buddies, does he decide to spend time with you? Instead of doing one of his favorite hobbies, would he prefer spending time with you doing one of your favorite hobbies? If so, then watch out…he may just be falling for you!

10. He smiles at you

Sure, guys smile…especially when they are trying to get some and I put that one lightly. However, you can tell a caring smile from a flirty smile. Does he smile at you with that twinkle in his eye? That smile is definitely something to look into.

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10. Girls Pee Out of the Butt

I had a friend for the longest time that insisted that girls pee out of their butts! He believed this one until he was twenty years old. Today, he is a certified EMT. Can you imagine the irony?

9. Girls Pee Out of the Vagina

Sure, this one goes with peeing out of the butt, but I have also read that they pee out of their vagina on a blog. I don’t know who it was posted by or how old they are, but you and I both know that they do not pee from there, unless they are…aliens?

Keep reading ladies and tell us if y’all agree.

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Face F*cked:

It is rather extreme. You (in either a flat-on-your-back position or a kneeling position) will allow him to grab the back of your head, insert his cock in your wide-open mouth, and simply fuck your throat as if it were a pussy. Yes, you’ll gag and yes, you might throw up, but some girls do actually enjoy that, and I can guarantee you that many men LOVE that kind of whore-like throat-fucking BJ. If you let him use your throat like that he’ll either love you to death and worship your body afterwards, or he’ll start disrespecting you because you let him use your mouth as if you were a whore. Be careful that your man is the kind who loves a sexually deviant, liberated woman, not one who is scared of them, before you try the “fuck my throat” tactic.

For every girl who hates to be fucked in the throat till she gags, there are three that hate it. If you hate it, DON’T DO IT and don’t let him fuck your throat hard like that. Don’t let him have control of the BJ if he’s abusing your throat and not being gentle. Only let him do that if you like it.

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13. You Are Drifting Apart

The two of you have started drifting apart. You no longer feel the same about him or her as you first did when you met them. You do not care to see one another each night.

12. You Make Excuses

You make up excuses when he or she asks you out on a date. You no longer want to spend time with the partner (soon to be ex partner in this case) like you used to.

11. Caller ID

You went out and got yourself a caller ID just so you do not pick up the phone when they call you. This is a definite note that it’s time to breakup! So, stop hiding it.

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# 10

Of course, those good things in life will always take time. Studies have shown that women can take anywhere from fifteen to forty minutes in order to reach orgasm. On the contrary, a man could reach orgasm after only two minutes of being stimulated.

#9

Relaxation is the main ingredient to having an orgasm as a female. So, if you are trying to reach that ultimate feeling, just relax. Do not think about how stressful your day was or what you have to do the next day as this could only delay it.

#8

For women, it is possible to have two to three orgasms at once. It may be a road that is long to travel, but once you get there, you can make that journey well worth it.

#7

There are two types of multiple orgasms for women. The sequential orgasm is the one you have the most control over. This is where orgasms can be separated in two to three minute intervals. In order to have one of these, continue to be caressed and kissed after you climax the first time. Leave the genital region alone during this time so that the clitoris will have time to desensitize. After the breathing has slowed down a bit, start playing with the clitoris again. It may only be a couple of seconds before you have another orgasm.

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1. He always calls at the last minute.

If he calls and asks you to go out at the last minute, then you might not have been his first choice — someone else may have cancelled on him, so now he’s asking you. Why else would he call you at six o’clock on a Friday evening and ask if you want to go out that same night? A guy who wasn’t playing games wouldn’t dare wait until the last minute to ask you out on a Friday night!

2. He never wants to go out.

Does he ask you to come over, or want to come to your place, but never wants to actually go out anywhere? Then he might be hiding. If he’s seeing another girl, then he might be afraid to run into her or her friends if you go out.

3. He’s always sending calls to voicemail.

If he constantly sends his calls to voicemail when you’re together, or he’s getting and ignoring a lot of text messages, he might be avoiding someone — like his girlfriend.

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1. Follow him.

Is he staying out late, or suddenly visiting the shop twice as often? If you’ve spotted something, borrow a friends car or rent one, and follow him. Remember to drive carefully and stay out of sight, and see where he goes. If he goes where he said he was going, you can be reassured that he probably isn’t cheating. If he doesn’t, you’ll know to start looking a bit deeper.

2. Check bank statements.

Got a joint account? Look for transactions that you don’t recognize. Things can be obvious, such as lingerie or hotel bills, or more subtle, such as much more petrol then usual. Photocopy anything suspicious, and keep it in a safe place.

3. Check his phone.

This is dangerous, as it will be easy to get caught and he’ll know you are on to him, or feel very upset if he is innocent. If its possible, check to see his messages and call history. The same number repeated isn’t good, and no call history or messages at all is suspicious. Any numbers you do find, make a note of.

More on this after the click.

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1. He starts taking better care of himself.

If he starts working out, or wearing nicer clothes, he may not be doing it just for you. He might be doing it to impress someone else.

2. His taste in music changes.

If his iPod used to be full of Death cab for Cutie, but now he’s listening to Kenny Chesney, he might be seeing someone who is encouraging his new taste in music.

3. He spends a lot less time with you.

If he blows you off on your usual date night once in a while, that’s one thing. But if all of a sudden he doesn’t want to spend any time alone with you, he might be feeling guilty.

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10. No Makeup “There”

Okay, putting lipstick on your nipples, concealer on your bum bum, mascara on that landing strip or bronzer on your decolletage is a definite no. I do not care how you stack it…

9. No Talking. Shshsh …

Remaining silent as you are approaching orgasm and expressing it only through sign language. I do not know about you, but this definitely does not work. I mean, unless you just have to be quiet and you are in a public place. (naught you!)

8. No Weird Stuff on Your Skin

Get into bed as you are covered in massage oil, whipped cream, baby oil, honey, hot wax, maple syrup, cherry pie filling, chocolate sauce, cookie dough, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, body paint, ice cream, orange sherbet, glitter or truffle oil. Unless of course, your partner asks you to…

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