8. Just because I want to give your home girl hard peen in the bathroom of a club doesn’t mean I will.

Ladies if you have a pretty friend it’s only nature that a man would want to do her. He probably thinks damn I would do x y and z to her and put her pink fuzzy panties on my head and let her take pictures of me, but then again I would never do anything to lose my boo, because I love her.

7. I’m going to tip strippers and let them get me hard and cop a few feels, but I’ll be home when my money runs out.

The strip club is essential to many happy relationships. Some men need to have that interaction with other women and strippers make men feel great for a few dollars placed in their butts that swallow up g-strings.

6. My sneakers mean a lot to me and you should definitely be able to understand that.

In serious relationship sometimes bills need to get paid, but as long as my bills are paid, I might buy a new pair of kicks before I pay your light bill. #KanyeShrug

5. I will look at women on the internet, deal with it. God bless Rosa Acosta, Bria Myles, Kitty and the other video vixens.

A woman should understand that this is the internet age, and women send sexy twitpics, facebook and myspace profile pics and all of that. As a man I am programmed to look at them and say things like Damn! Whoa! And OhMiGosh!

4. I know I am a pervert, you should know too.

If you tak me to the mall with you to go shopping I am going to sneak looks at other women and admire their swag. I’m going to be looking to see who’s skirt is too short, who has a fat butt and more. I may even smile at a few, but I promise I will come home w/ you when you’re done. You don’t bring a crack head to the crack house and expect him not to act out, now do you?

3. I will give my boys cover from cheating, advice on how to cheat and be an excuse for them if they need me too.

You got a few hoe friends too again you should understand… but I know you won’t, and I fully understand if you don’t like him, but we will still hit the strip club and go out for drinks. I will always love you.

2. You should let me be great, worship and obey me.

My ego is huge and I am not only a king I am your king. There comes a time where you should bow down to me and respect that I am your man. Listen to and respect me and I will do the same because you are my queen. So let me watch the game in piece.

1. I have no clue what you’re talking about unless you’re upfront and direct with me.

Women give too many hints and quite simply men don’t do hints we are direct and we beat around the bush when we don’t want to talk about a subject.

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