10. No Makeup “There”

Okay, putting lipstick on your nipples, concealer on your bum bum, mascara on that landing strip or bronzer on your decolletage is a definite no. I do not care how you stack it…

9. No Talking. Shshsh …

Remaining silent as you are approaching orgasm and expressing it only through sign language. I do not know about you, but this definitely does not work. I mean, unless you just have to be quiet and you are in a public place. (naught you!)

8. No Weird Stuff on Your Skin

Get into bed as you are covered in massage oil, whipped cream, baby oil, honey, hot wax, maple syrup, cherry pie filling, chocolate sauce, cookie dough, balsamic vinegar, olive oil, body paint, ice cream, orange sherbet, glitter or truffle oil. Unless of course, your partner asks you to…

7. No Swapping

Swap with the hairy exhibitionist swingers that live next door. (I just had to add this one in).

6. No Lipstick

Put on dark red lipstick before you perform fellatio and leave a record on his “member.” Okay, some guys dig this, but there are many who do not appreciate having red lipstick on the…

5. No Weird Names

Calling “it” a “member” or any other name other than its name. Unless, of course, you are talking dirty!

4. No Singing Along

While you are in the reverse cowgirl position, giving him a foot massage and singing “I Touch Myself” and tongue wrestle with the three-piece band accompanying you on the foot of the bed may be a definite…NO.

3. No Laughing

You should never turn sex into a stand up comedy. Sure, you may be funny and you may be good, but telling jokes while making love can be a pretty big turn off. It’s a great seduction tool, but once you have landed the partner in bed, toss those jokes into the closet.

2. No Baby Talk

This one is for the guys…Using infantile pet names for body parts can be a turn off. Calling it a wee-wee…some on, she does not care what you call you penis as you are masturbating or telling jokes with your homies.

1. No Overdoing

Don’t forget about your physiological differences!
She is not a RealDoll made to withstand 250 pounds of pressure, nor is her vagina ready to receive pillow-pounding thrusts from the first moment of contact. The vagina has been made to receive maximum stimulation in the outer one to two inches and goes through a process known as tenting.

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