9 Simple Ways To Have An Amazing Orgasm

by A on Sep.18, 2009, under For The Ladies, For The Men

What Works – I have yet to meet a person who doesn’t have a favorite position, sexual act or move. Do it! If it makes sex better then why try to do something you’re not yet a master of? Your end goal in sex is to reach the mountain top, so why fly if you have a car? Get it? Got it, good!

You’re F*cking Who Cares? - I get a lot of emails from women who say they don’t like their stretch marks, complain about their body, or some other negative remark. Honestly as a guy I never even noticed. We are having sex, so if your lover is offering up their body to you then 9 times out of ten the only one who cares about your imperfections are you. Get over it, it can block you from doing your job. Now, if you under perform in bed that’s when you need to be worried.

What’s Around You? - I f*cked in a lot of beds before and if I learned anything I know that sex is always better when you’re in a nice bed. Clean sheets, no clothes on the bed, no baby toys or condom rappers. Have you ever rolled over on an opened magnum wrapper? Well let me tell you it’s not dope! If you expect to get some, make sure the room is nice, neat and amazing. (I’ve learned this the hard way. I’m a man in a man’s house)

Treat It Like Late Night Radio - And make a request. I don’t understand why people are afraid to ask for what they want. I know I’m probably not suppose to, but hell I ask for head, and anything else I want sexually. My ideology is if I can stick myself inside this person than I should be able to ask them for anything sexually I want. Hey, all she can say is no right? During sex with me, I am doing to tell you what I like when I like it. Hop on one leg, bark like a dog, a big dog… Make a sound likean orangutan.

More advice after the click.

Do It Yourself - Masturbation makes sex 100% better. First you know what you like, and secondly there are only a few things better than watching someone play with their private parts.

It’s All In Your Head - Believe and you can achieve. Ladies, if you think you’ll have an orgasm you will have an orgasm. It’s all mental, my skills have very little to do with it.

Avoid “No” Sex - I hate no sex, not not having sex, but sex filled with the word no. It’s the biggest turn off in the history of turn offs. Baby can I get some head “No”, Baby can you ride me? “No” Baby can I bust on your stomach? “No!” Damn! Can I punch you in the mouth and you call me Chris Brown, how about that?!? I hate “No” sex. “When u wit ya someone and there are NO Rules, No Stigmas & NO “I don’t do that’s” No Inhibitions”

Be First In Round 2 - Somebody has to be first, so if he’s done before you, take the lead in getting him back up. Guys, if you finished before your girl, then hell go down on her and bring her to your level. Give her a tongue spanking and let her explode in your mouth

Backflips, Somersaults, and Cartwheels – Need to be left to the pros. I don’t need a Jada Fire, a Marie Luv, or Roxy Reynolds type chick to have great sex. Sure they can do some amazing things in bed, but great sex can be achieved through missionary